Yesterday, it was something or other about Nicola Sturgeon and trans. Today, it is something or other about her, the EU, and the vaccine.
Before the Abdication Crisis, and again before the breaking of the Profumo scandal, the newspapers used to juxtapose apparently unconnected stories and photographs relating to the protagonists, for the amusement of people in the know.
And here we are again. But this is the real story.