As Julian Assange is being poisoned and tortured to death, hear the deafening silence of the Great Hope of the Left, the Chosen One, Laura Pidcock.
Another hung Parliament is coming, however, and we need our people to hold the balance of power in it. I need £150 as soon as possible, to register a new party.
And even without that, it has become a local commonplace that I am on 30-30-30 with Labour and the Conservatives here at North West Durham, so that any one of us could be the First Past the Post.
I will stand for this seat, if I can raise the £10,000 necessary to mount a serious campaign. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org. Very many thanks.