If you suspect that the supermarket has sold you halal meat, then make sure that you cook it in, or serve it with, a heavily alcoholic sauce.
And make sure that you have several very good bottles with it.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
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