We need an association of members, each paying an annual subscription as the core around which to organise further fund-raising.
Across the historic counties of Cheshire, Lancashire, Cumberland, Westmorland, Yorkshire, Durham and Northumberland, each locality's smallest existing or most recent local authority above Parish or Town level, but below County level, should be "twinned" with an authority of comparable population in Scotland, another such in Wales, and a third in London or the South East.
The aim would be for not less than equality between the Northern area and each of its three "twins" in employment, in wages, in incomes overall, and in both spending and outcomes in relation to each of education, training, health, social services, housing, transport, law and order, and culture, media and sport.
In every year when this was the case across all the areas in question, then the monies raised would be divided equally among the offices of all MPs. But in any year when it was not thus the case, then those monies would be divided equally among the members as a sort of dividend.
And something on the same model in the West Country? Good luck to it.