How dare Putin suggest that America egged on the lunatic Georgian military action in South Ossetia, never mind that she did so in the hope of securing the election of a hawk to her own highest office.
What, all those CIA operatives and American military advisers in Georgia were just admiring the view, were they? And Saakashvili's neocon links are just a coincidence, are they?
The term that the affronted are looking for is not "conspiracy", but "foreign policy". And yes, America has one. Sometimes even tied into her electoral politics.