Has anyone nicked Keir Starmer’s phone yet? I dare not become Prime Minister while Pippa Crerar lives, and since she is only a year older than I am, then that means never. Could she really be about to bring down a second? Yes. Yes, she could. Gosh.
To whose benefit? For only the twenty-second highest population in the world, the sixth highest military spending is still not enough for some people, and they have always got their money's worth from George Robertson. Wes Streeting's next day agreement with him, that benefits would need to be cut to enrich the arms trade even further, was followed within hours by The Guardian's confirmation that Starmer had lied to Parliament about Peter Mandelson. Streeting was Mandelson's schoolboy protégé, and the old Blairites had never trusted Starmer even before he had pretended to keep Britain out of the Iran War, so might Mandelson be the source of the leak? Streeting, or Mandelson, has offered the Chancellorship of the Exchequer to Yvette Cooper, and no doubt plenty of other things to plenty of other people.
Whatever happened to Josh Simons, the Minister for Digital ID who had tried to frame critical journalists, including Starmer's Independent opponent at the last General Election, for crimes against the Official Secrets Act and the National Security Act? Whatever happened to Simons's close associate Joani Reid, the Lewisham councillor whom Mandelson imposed as the Labour MP for East Kilbride and Strathaven, and who turned out to have been carrying on drunkenly with 50 per cent of the captains of Britain's nuclear armed submarines while married to a man who had been arrested as an alleged Chinese spy three weeks after his firm had paid her £2,400? Like the meningitis that was set to cause another lockdown a month ago, those matters must have resolved themselves. As, we trust, will this.
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