Today marks one month since Victoria, Lady Starmer was last seen in public. So here is one for next week's Prime Minister's Questions:
"In view of the Government's commitment to the two-child benefit cap, how many children has the Prime Minister, and what recourse to public funds does each of their mothers have?"
Naughty.
ReplyDeleteBut nice.
DeleteHow is the think tank coming along?
ReplyDeleteSwimmingly. I haven't bought a lunch this week.
DeleteSo why does nothing ever happen? Where is it?
DeleteIf you don't know, then there's no point telling you.
DeleteWhere is the weekly magazine?
DeleteAs above. It really is all go. 2025 is going to be a busy summer. Thank you so much for your interest.
DeleteWhat does that mean? You keep promising but never deliver.
DeleteWhat have I promised anyone?
DeleteSo there is never going to be a think tank and weekly magazine? What a surprise!
DeleteNeed to know basis, and all that. Patience is a virtue. Don't I know it.
DeleteThat's why they call you Limbo Lindsay.
DeleteIf they do, then that is not the reason why.
DeleteWhen will the first issue be on the newsstands?
DeleteWhen it's ready.
DeleteWhen will it be ready? In summer 2025?
DeleteWait and see.
DeleteBut I want to donate money. How can I do that when I don’t know the launch date?
DeleteYou will have ample opportunity to donate money when you can buy the paper. This is a business.
DeleteWhere is the business plan? I want to read it and check the numbers.
ReplyDeleteQuite literally, mind your own business.
DeleteBut if you’re setting up a business, you must have a business plan. Where is it and what are the revenue, cost and profit projections? Surely you have done this work, haven’t you?
DeleteOf course I have. It just happens to be nothing to do with you.
DeleteIf you’ve written a business plan with detailed financial projections, who has audited it?
DeleteNever you mind. I am not putting up any more of this. You will have ample opportunity to comment on this project when it came to fruition.
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