Thursday 24 October 2024

The Lady Vanishes

Today marks one month since Victoria, Lady Starmer was last seen in public. So here is one for next week's Prime Minister's Questions:

"In view of the Government's commitment to the two-child benefit cap, how many children has the Prime Minister, and what recourse to public funds does each of their mothers have?"

26 comments:

  1. How is the think tank coming along?

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    1. Swimmingly. I haven't bought a lunch this week.

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    2. So why does nothing ever happen? Where is it?

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    3. If you don't know, then there's no point telling you.

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    4. Where is the weekly magazine?

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    5. As above. It really is all go. 2025 is going to be a busy summer. Thank you so much for your interest.

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    6. What does that mean? You keep promising but never deliver.

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    7. So there is never going to be a think tank and weekly magazine? What a surprise!

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    8. Need to know basis, and all that. Patience is a virtue. Don't I know it.

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    9. That's why they call you Limbo Lindsay.

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    10. If they do, then that is not the reason why.

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    11. When will the first issue be on the newsstands?

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    12. When will it be ready? In summer 2025?

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    13. But I want to donate money. How can I do that when I don’t know the launch date?

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    14. You will have ample opportunity to donate money when you can buy the paper. This is a business.

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  2. Where is the business plan? I want to read it and check the numbers.

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    1. Quite literally, mind your own business.

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    2. But if you’re setting up a business, you must have a business plan. Where is it and what are the revenue, cost and profit projections? Surely you have done this work, haven’t you?

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    3. Of course I have. It just happens to be nothing to do with you.

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    4. If you’ve written a business plan with detailed financial projections, who has audited it?

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    5. Never you mind. I am not putting up any more of this. You will have ample opportunity to comment on this project when it came to fruition.

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