Buy The Thatcher Stamp

To indicate your opposition to the Royal Mail privatisation that she did not merely never get round to, but specifically ruled out as a matter of principle.

Last year's Labour Party Conference resolved unanimously to reverse this act of larceny, which has in recent days led to the announcement that the last collections each day would henceforth be when the postmen did their rounds, even where that was first thing in the morning.

But Ed Miliband and Chuka Umunna have to placate shadowy, semi-seceded forces, and must therefore adopt a position which, simply by being anything other than the public ownership of the Royal Mail, is to the right of Margaret Thatcher's.

Those forces cannot possibly break away too soon.