In Reality

Two very odd emails this morning, from old friends of mine who, to the best of my knowledge, have never heard of each other. One is really quite high up on the staff of Someone Tremendously Important in America. The other is one of the Jedi moles inside the Death Star at Brussels. Anyway, they have both emailed me to ask if Oliver Kamm is a spoof. Clearly, this is becoming the received wisdom in some very high places indeed. How should I respond, and why?