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You have to go to Sudan for that. Go on!
For now, yes...
No, you really will always and for ever have to go to Sudan in order to be imprisoned for 15 days in Sudan. You can't be imprisoned for 15 days in Sudan anywhere else.
Let's leave the Sixth Form humour to the Eustonite blogs, shall we?
Oh, believe me, the unprintable stuff received on that one was far beyond any Sixth Former's capability.
Sorry, you don't qualify, mate. Haven't found anything that would justify the badge of honour. They'd probably give you the Order of the Hacked-off Head or something, entitling you to raping rights on 25 Darfuri women.
Now, now, there's no need for that.