Are you pro-life, pro-family, pro-worker, and anti-war? Do you believe in One Nation politics, with an equal emphasis on the One and on the Nation? Would you consider it an honour to be called a "statist, syndicalist, nationalist and theoconservative voice of the provinces"?
And, for here comes the killer question, do you have, or could you find, a million pounds, or possibly even two million pounds, with which to enter into a co-sponsoring relationship with a splendid collection of pro-life, pro-family, pro-worker, anti-war, statist, syndicalist, nationalist and theoconservative One Nation politicians in a proudly provincial town with plenty of rural hinterland, or possibly even in two such towns?
If so, then please email firstname.lastname@example.org as soon as possible. Like now, pretty much.
Very many thanks.