Friday, 15 June 2007

Feed The Minds

Are you pro-life, pro-family, pro-worker, and anti-war? Do you believe in One Nation politics, with an equal emphasis on the One and on the Nation? Would you consider it an honour to be called a "statist, syndicalist, nationalist and theoconservative voice of the provinces"?

And, for here comes the killer question, do you have, or could you find, a million pounds, or possibly even two million pounds, with which to enter into a co-sponsoring relationship with a splendid collection of pro-life, pro-family, pro-worker, anti-war, statist, syndicalist, nationalist and theoconservative One Nation politicians in a proudly provincial town with plenty of rural hinterland, or possibly even in two such towns?

If so, then please email davidaslindsay@hotmail.com as soon as possible. Like now, pretty much.

Very many thanks.

4 comments:

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  2. Mr David Mark17 June 2007 09:30

    ATTN: DAVID LINDSAY

    Dear Sir/M,

    I am Mr.David Mark. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH INTERNATIONAL, ABUJA (FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for this important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future.

    Some years ago, an American Mining
    consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendar
    months, valued $12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account.

    On maturity, The bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.

    After a month, The bank sent another reminder and finally his
    contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote to inform the bank
    that he died without MAKING A WILL, and all attempts by the American Embassy to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore, made further investigation and
    discovered that the beneficiary was an immigrant from Jamaica and only recently obtained
    American citizenship. He did not declare any kin or relations in all
    his official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work. This
    money total amount $12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS)is still sitting in my bank as
    dormant Account. No one will ever come forward to claim it, and according to Nigerian Banking policy, after some years, the
    money will revert to the ownership of the igerian Government if the
    account owner is certified dead.

    This is the situation, and my proposal is that I am looking for a foreigner who will stand in as the next of kin to beneficiary, and OPEN a Bank Account abroad to
    facilitate the transfer of this money. This is simple, all you have to do is to OPEN an account anywhere in the world and send me its detail for me to arrange
    the proper money transfer paperwork, and facilitate the
    transfer. The money will
    then be paid into this Account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35% for you and 5% for expenses that might come up during transfer process. There is
    no risk at all, and all the
    paper work for this transaction will be done by me using my position and connections in the banks in Nigeria. This business
    transaction is guaranteed. And the first phase of the transfer will be ($4M.USD) FOUR MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the bank.

    If you are interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending the
    following details:

    (1) Your Full Name/Address
    (2) Your Private
    Telephone/fax Number.

    Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your
    assistance to invest some of my share in your country. I look forward to your earliest reply.

    Yours,
    Mr.David Mark.
    davidmark_06@yahoo.com.hk

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  3. I've had better responses by email, honestly...

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  4. Really? A million pounds, or two? Will you declare their identities?

    If they would consider it an honour to be called a "statist, syndicalist, nationalist and theoconservative voice of the provinces", then are you offering them honours for cash? Or do you take cheques?

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