They already have to spend another two years putting up their hands to ask permission to go to the lavatory, and they will only just have been permitted to access Lego Play, but 16-year-olds are to be given the vote. Yet before employing them in the evening or at the weekend, you will have to provide Lady Labour-Lanyard from the council with the days and hours of work, with a parental statement confirming “fitness to work”, with a risk assessment to Her Ladyship’s satisfaction, and with a medical examination of the teenager, presumably carried out by Her Ladyship herself, who had no medical training whatever.
At the very least, Lady Labour-Lanyard will have to be present in the examination room, so expect her videos to circulate online. We may be on the cusp of the formal disclosure that Britain was really run by state-employed or state-contracted middle-class women who thought that they were left-wing solely because they did not speak or dress like Hyacinth Bucket, and who had sex with each other and with teenage boys, often obtained commercially from the ever-larger desperate end of what was once the working class. The youths whose families were most anxious for them to have evening and weekend jobs, in fact.
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