Test Drive

When do we learn the results of Keir Starmer's HIV test, since he has chosen to make the process public? How do we know that no previous Prime Minister ever took one? And is it the case that Oliver Ryan "is himself gay"? He serves the alphabet soup of the day, thereby attaining status without identifying himself as anything in particular.

Andrew Gwynne has been an MP for 20 years, and they have absurdly tried to cast him as some sort of Corbynite, but it took nearly two days to deal "speedily" with Ryan because he was one of Starmer's "highest quality candidates" who entered Parliament last year. Hey ho, having voted to keep the two child benefit cap and to withdraw the Winter Fuel Payment, they will both enjoy their inflation-busting pay increase.