Thursday 25 November 2010

Measuring It

Harold and Lady Dorothy Macmillan were once lunching with Charles and Yvonne de Gaulle. Making smalltalk, the Prime Minister asked the President's wife what she would like when she retired. "A penis," she replied. Utterly deadpan, the General leaned over the table and explained, "Madame means, 'appiness".

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