It's Sunday, so it must be the new "centrist" party.
I wish the towering figures of Angela Smith, Chris Leslie and Luciana Berger all the success of the Remain campaign, of Hillary Clinton, and of the four people who have at various times contested Labour Leadership Elections against Jeremy Corbyn.
Another hung Parliament is coming, however, and we need our people to hold the balance of power in it. It has become a local commonplace that I am on 30-30-30 with Labour and the Conservatives here at North West Durham, so that any one of us could be the First Past the Post.
I will stand for this seat, if I can raise the £10,000 necessary to mount a serious campaign. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org. Very many thanks.