Anything To Declare, Madam?

Who has not gone on holiday and accidentally run into Benjamin Netanyahu? I'm never going back to Whitley Bay or Ayia Napa again.

Priti Patel is now on the soil of the United Kingdom. It is no wonder that fireworks are starting to go off. I, too, cannot even pretend to contain my joy.

Pity Lord Sugar tonight. Who is going to be watching his prerecorded, and essentially staged, "You're fired!" when Theresa May will be delivering the real thing live to Priti Patel?