Wednesday, 12 November 2008

The Return of Funny-Shaped Fruit

Andy Burnham and George Osborne, your time has come.

And the return of funny-shaped vegetables.

David Miliband and David Cameron, your time has come.

On the radio, I heard an interview with the Hamiltons on this. "Hello, Neil", said Jeremy Vine. "Hello, Jeremy", replied Christine Hamilton. Nuff said.

One of the Hamiltons is a funny-shaped fruit, and the other is a funny-shaped vegetable. But which is which, and why?

3 comments:

  1. Break Dancing Jesus is both a funny-shaped fruit and a funny-shaped vegetable?

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  2. I wonder if that means we'll see Mandrake Root appearing in Sainsburys? Funny shaped yes, but no mention of funny-sounding ;-)

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