Take Them In, Indeed

No one could be happier for the Gurkhas than I. But hearing the Tory Conference cheer David Cameron on the subject (he who has done absolutely nothing in this cause, and they whose party caused the problem in the first place), a wicked thought occurred to me: the Gurkhas should be settled in the ten safest Tory wards in the country, and the consequences observed in a reality television series narrated by Joanna Lumley.