Situations Vacant

Would you like a pension of half a million pounds per annum for life even if you have been sacked for breathtaking incompetence?

Would you like to be paid your six figure salary for three years even after you have moved on to another job, also with a six figure salary?

As Chairman of the predominantly publicly owned Royal Bank of Scotland, you can do the former.

In the purely public position of EU Trade Commissioner, you can do the latter.

Both of these positions are now waiting to be filled.

So I am sure that we all look forward to the advertisements in Society Guardian.

Or have I missed something?