Thursday 4 September 2008

"Fought For You"?

"The only candidate [for President] who has ever literally fought for you is John McCain", proclaimed Sarah Palin. And oh, how they cheered. But why? Like the present wars, that one was not actually "for" the American people at all. The party of those cheering rightly opposed it, and rightly ended it. Or have I missed something?

Incidentally, it was good to see Palin's future son-in-law standing next to McCain on stage and chewing gum. How splendidly unsuitable this boy is. It is almost worth hoping that the GOP wins, so that we can watch him during McCain's one term and his own mother-in-law's subsequent two, wending his merry way from 18 to 30.

Suggestions, together with punchlines, are invited for A and B in the following:

"What is the difference between a hockey mom and A?"

and

"What is the difference between B and a pit bull?"

Also invited are jokes with the punchline: "Lipstick."

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