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I followed the link, and I found some stuff about the British People's Alliance, whoever they are. But I don't see what I "have to do".
Well, if you liked what you read (any of it, since none of it is currently on the political agenda), then contact the email address given.That is the next step, though it is inexplicably beneath certain readers. I wonder what they would like instead, and why?Anyway, we greatly look forward to hearing from you.
I had a glance through it. Didn't look very appealing, to be honest.
Well, then, you are clearly not our target electorate.
Surely I am part of your target electorate, and your targeting hasn't worked yet. You don't know anything about me, and yet you're already writing me off.
Well, what didn't you like?