Thursday, 29 May 2008

The Crimes Of Scott McLellan

1. He criticises the Iraq war

Surely not!

2. He complains that Scooter Libby and Karl Rove worked out their stories together about the Valerie Plame leak

Surely not!

3. He is scathing about Condoleezza Rice

Surely not! How else is it possible to be about her? A Bush loyalist promoted way over her head. By common consent, the worst National Security Advisor in the history of that office. And not much of a Secretary of State, either. It is high time to stop patronising her because she is a black woman, and start judging her as if she were any other third generation university graduate. Not too impressive in that cold light, is she?

4. He suggests that Bush did take cocaine as a young man

Surely not! Next thing you know, someone will say that the Pretzel incident was in fact a case of a hopelessly drunken finger on the nuclear button.

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