Saturday, 3 August 2024

Share If You Agree?

There is a Mecca Bingo in Norwich, and if I were you, then I would avoid it. Queen Natalie, The Norfolk Lion, will be coming to torch it. Once she has made it home from incinerating Brighton Pavilion.


If it is not that, then it is this.



Or this. Sadly not from the event in Belfast, though. That would have been too perfect.




Bring on the civil war, if all that we would have to do would be to beat people who thought, not only that the Titanic had sunk because it had had too many people on it, but that an island would also do so.

8 comments:

  1. To be fair to her, she clearly meant we’re metaphorically “sinking” because of immigration. She was right in that sense.

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    1. No, based on her previous remarks about the Titanic, she clearly meant it absolutely literally. Bring on the civil war against the likes of her. It would not take us very long to win.

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  2. Don’t joke 41 is come again

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  3. Norwich is a very fine city; that Mecca may well have been visited by two of your Langford elders.

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    1. I would have put up the stake money to have seen that. I still would.

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  4. Like you said they were easy to beat.

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    1. Once they knew that they would face any opposition, then they never even turned up.

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