Fire Sale

To watch out for, and guard against:

- Ordnance Survey;
- The Met Office;
- The Forestry Commission;
- The Queen Elizabeth II conference centre in Westminster;
- The Covent Garden Market Authority;
- The Royal Mint (don't put it past them);
- The Tote;
- Buildings owned by British Waterways;
- British Nuclear Fuel's stake in uranium enrichment company Urenco; and
- The Oil & Pipeline Agency, which manages the UK's underground network of fuel distribution pipelines.

Plus, of curse, the Post Office.

RBS is now in profit. In the public sector. Take the hint.