Tuesday, 6 February 2018

Mind Your Ps And Vs

Third spaces? Where is the need? Since these are places to undress, then there should simply be P spaces and V spaces, whether you went in as James in a dinner suit or as Jenny in a ballgown.

Also, it is intolerable to expect teenage boys, or men in their twenties, to undress with Vs. There is a time and a place. If you think without complication that "They would enjoy it", then you have obviously never been one. If you yourself would enjoy causing the effects, then you are a heterosexual woman, albeit a very ill-mannered one.

I say again that you would be taking your clothes off, anyway. You could go in wearing whatever you liked (you already can), and calling yourself whatever you liked in the unlikely event that anyone asked your name. Just so long as you went into the P room to get your P out, or into the V room to get your V out.


  1. According to mumsnet, the preferred name for V is now 'minkymoo' and there, is the nub of the problem.

    1. Well, there's a term for it: "the nub of the problem".