Liddle For Laureate

His claim to it, or to the currently available position Oxford Professor of Poetry, is now incontrovertible:

I can’t abide the Royals,
They bring me out in hives,
And I would hate to celebrate,
Their parasitic lives.
You see – I am a leftie,
It’s those CUTS that make me sob,
So you might cry – “I wonder why,
“She took the bloody job?”

Lucky Princess Charlotte, of course.