I was watching Brian Cox instead, but I am nevertheless amazed that The Apprentice is still on.
It is impossible to imagine anything more last decade, more utterly pre-Crash.
It must be less like the present day than Downton Abbey is.
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Nick should have a peerage, like Alan and Karen.
ReplyDeleteThat might work better if he were a Lib Dem.
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