What Are You Waiting For, Ed? Christmas?

"By Christmas", apparently, David Cameron will promise some "renegotiation" of British membership of the EU, the conclusion of which would then be put to a referendum, with the status quo as the other option.

Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah.

Instead of this drivel, we need legislation with five, or possibly six, simple clauses.

First, the restoration of the supremacy of British over EU law, and its use to repatriate agricultural policy and to restore our historic fishing rights (200 miles, or to the median line) in accordance with international law. Secondly, the requirement that, in order to have any effect in the United Kingdom, all EU law pass through both Houses of Parliament as if it had originated in one or other of them. Thirdly, the requirement that British Ministers adopt the show-stopping Empty Chair Policy until such time as the Council of Ministers meets in public and publishes an Official Report akin to Hansard. Fourthly, the disapplication in the United Kingdom of any ruling of the European Court of Justice or of the European Court of Human Rights unless confirmed by a resolution of the House of Commons, the High Court of Parliament.

And fifthly, the disapplication in the United Kingdom of anything passed by the European Parliament but not by the majority of those MEPs certified as politically acceptable by one or more seat-taking members of the House of Commons. Thus, we would no longer subject to the legislative will of Stalinists and Trotskyists, neo-Fascists and neo-Nazis, members of Eastern Europe’s kleptomaniac nomenklatura, neoconservatives such as now run Germany and until lately ran France, people who believe the Provisional Army Council to be the sovereign body throughout Ireland, or Dutch ultra-Calvinists who will not have women candidates. Soon to be joined by Turkey’s Islamists, secular ultranationalists, and violent Kurdish Marxist separatists.

Any provision for a straight In-Out referendum on EU membership must be only the sixth clause of what would therefore become this six-clause Bill, the other five clauses of which would come into effect regardless of the outcome of any such referendum, the only referendum worth having.

Ed Miliband, Ed Balls (far too Eurosceptical to be a Minister under Cameron, never mind Chancellor) and Jon Cruddas (far too Eurosceptical to be on Cameron’s policy team, never mind at the head of it), over to you.