Thursday, 3 April 2025

Out To Tender

Adolescence is not about a black boy because it is not about a black boy. It is not about grooming gangs because it is not about grooming gangs. It is not about drugs because it is not about drugs. It is not about the girl because it is not about the girl. If any of those facts bothers you so much, then write your own script and pitch it to Netflix or whoever.

Each of the four episodes of Adolescence is an hour long, and a child's or adolescent's attention span is roughly the same number of minutes as his or her number of years in age. Will six or more hours of teaching time be taken up with this at the Sunday Times Independent School of the Year 2025, Reigate Grammar School, alma mater of Keir Starmer?

The second episode is a ridiculous depiction of a comprehensive school, because they always are on television, but, accurately or otherwise, it portrays teachers who have given up and are instead wont to put on videos. Starmer wants this to be shown in schools. Take as long as you need. And this is to be done, at public expense, through Tender, which was co-founded by Phillippa Kaufmann KC, Starmer's close friend and ex-girlfriend, who was a donor to his Leadership campaign.

People are raving about the third episode, but most of them have missed the most important part of it, when Jamie assumes that the female psychologist is out to trick him into calling his father abusive. That is exactly how boys regard the femocracy of teachers, social workers, health professionals, and so on, as out to get them and all males. Such are the fruits of deindustrialisation and pointless wars, now with the prospect of conscription. Meanwhile, girls are increasingly gravitating towards the anti-industrial and pro-war Green Party, which apparently has no idea how wars on the scale that it envisages are fought. They are clearly unperturbed by gender self-identification. The opposition to that comes from their brothers.

Far more disturbing in that episode is when the psychologist asks Jamie in detail about how far he had ever been with a girl. Of course teenage boys have those conversations among themselves, but it is a different matter for a 13-year-old boy, and I mean the actor rather than the character, to be interrogated in that way by a woman in her thirties. Would it even be lawful to show that in schools?

The 80/20 rule and the word "incel" are new, but teenage boys have always assumed that most women were not attracted to most men, including them, and teenage girls have never shied away from telling them that they would never get girlfriends. I still do not understand the coloured emojis business or the business with the red pill and the blue pill, which may be the same business, but at my age, why should I?

Adolescence was not made as an educational resource, and it has one of those 15 certificates which, 15 years ago, would have been an 18. Oh, and although the Prime Minister has now twice described it as a documentary, it is total fiction. You know, completely and utterly made up. We have not seen the like since Tony Blair and William Hague both demanded the release of Deirdre Rachid.

Wednesday, 2 April 2025

Nothing Special

10 per cent is the lowest of the Trump Tariffs, so Britain, Australia, Turkey, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates turn out to be no more special than Trinidad and Tobago to the United States, nor Javier Milei's Argentina and Nayib Bukele's El Salvador any more special than that to Donald Trump.

Israel has been subjected to a striking 17 per cent. Jordan to 20 per cent. One of America's East Asian military colonies, Japan, to 24 per cent. The other, South Korea, to 25 per cent. Taiwan, officially the front line of the free world, to 32 per cent, only two lower than China.

And the 20 per cent on the European Union covers countries supposedly as dear to American hearts as Italy and Ireland, plus Atlanticist stalwarts as staunch as Germany, Poland and the Netherlands, together with the purported Hungarian twin pole of the international movement that manifested itself as MAGA.

Reciprocal Trumping

What a thing it must be to have no one to tell you to shut up, or get to the point, or stick to the script, or anything. Donald Trump's "We are approaching our one hundredth day as President" echoed Margaret Thatcher's "We have become a grandmother". Now, how to respond?

The withdrawal of the United Kingdom from the European Union, including the Single Market and the Customs Union, provides a double opportunity, both to reorganise the British economy under State direction, and to begin to develop a fully independent British foreign policy, including in relation to the United States. On that basis, Britain should be entering a new pro-business age.

The pro-business tradition came down to the Attlee Government from the ultraconservative figures of Colbert and Bismarck, via the Liberals Keynes and Beveridge, and it held sway in Britain until the Callaghan Government's turn to monetarism in December 1976.

That tradition corresponds closely but critically to the Hamiltonian American School as expanded by the American System of Henry Clay, a pro-business tradition that between the 1860s and the 1970s worked to make the United States the world's largest economy, with the world's highest standard of living, culminating in the glorious achievements of the New Deal, which in turn made possible the Civil Rights movement.

With a strict division between investment banking and retail banking, large amounts of central government credit, over a long term and at low if any rates of interest, would build great national projects, notably enormous expansions in infrastructure. Those would then pay for themselves many times over, ably assisted by pro-business tariffs and subsidies, and by a pro-business National Bank to promote the growth of productive enterprises rather than speculation.

A sovereign state with its own free-floating, fiat currency has as much of that currency as it chooses to issue to itself, with readily available fiscal and monetary means of controlling any inflationary effect. Those means therefore require to be under democratic political control.

For the good of business, we should implement Theresa May's original Prime Ministerial agenda of workers' and consumers' representation in corporate governance, shareholders' control over executive pay, restrictions on pay differentials within companies, an investment-based Industrial Strategy and infrastructure programme including greatly increased housebuilding, action against tax avoidance including a ban on public contracts for tax-avoiding companies, a real cap on energy prices, a ban or significant restrictions on foreign takeovers, a ban on unpaid internships, and an inquiry into Orgreave.

For the good of business, the Bank of England should be returned to democratic political control, a strict Glass-Steagall division should be introduced between investment banking and retail banking, the Freedom of Information Act should be extended to the City of London, its municipal franchise should be conformed to that of local government in general, all tax havens under British jurisdiction should be closed, non-domiciled tax status should be abolished, the Big Four accounting firms should be broken up, auditors should be banned by Statute from selling extras, they should have unlimited liability, Crown immunity should be abolished, and Limited Partnerships and Limited Liability Partnerships should be required to have at least one member who was a natural person resident in the United Kingdom.

For the good of business, the State should buy a stake in every FTSE 500 company, large enough to secure Board-level representation, for the exercise of which both the First and the Second Lords of the Treasury would be accountable to the House of Commons, so that after any investment in public services, the dividends would be distributed equally to everyone by the Treasury.

And for the good of business, public bodies and public contractors should be required by Statute to buy British wherever possible and to buy local wherever possible, while employment rights should begin with employment and apply regardless of the number of hours worked, leading to a four-day working week as soon as practicable.

Preparedness? Union? Strategy?


Mild feelings of panic were induced across the European Union last week, as citizens were urged to prepare for impending disaster. Stock your cupboards! Draft emergency plans! No, it’s not the opening of a mediocre dystopian novel — it’s the EU’s newly minted “Preparedness Union Strategy”. This grand initiative is designed, allegedly, to protect Europeans from floods, fires, pandemics and, of course, a full-scale Russian invasion.

The strategy draws inspiration from Poland, where housebuilders are now legally obliged to include bomb shelters in new builds, and Germany, which is reviving Cold War-era civil defence schemes with a bunker geolocation app. Meanwhile, Norway is advising people to stock up on iodine tablets in the case of a nuclear attack.

The EU wants its citizens to be self-sufficient for at least 72 hours, recommending households stockpile food, water, medicine and — why not? — playing cards and power banks. Because, of course, should nuclear war break out, a good round of poker and a fully charged phone will see us through.

Yet, as ludicrous as these preparations might seem, they should worry us all. The Preparedness Union Strategy is only the latest layer in an architecture of control that has been building for decades. It rests squarely on the shoulders of the EU’s recent defence policy reboot, ReArm Europe, now renamed less ominously, “Readiness 2030”.

The core narrative behind this push is simple and endlessly repeated: the idea that Russia is likely to launch a full-scale attack on Europe in the coming years, especially if Putin isn’t stopped in Ukraine. The European Parliament resolution in favour of the ReArm Europe programme warned that “if the EU were to fail in its support and Ukraine were forced to surrender, Russia would then turn against other countries, including possibly the EU member states”. As Macron recently put it, Russia is an “imperialist” country that “knows no borders… it is an existential threat to us, not just to Ukraine, not just to its neighbours, but to all of Europe”.

But the notion that Russians are massing at the borders, with designs on Paris or Berlin, is a fantasy. Indeed, when we’re told to prepare for war by packing a power bank and a waterproof pouch for our ID, it’s hard not to be reminded of Cold War absurdities like “Duck and Cover”, the “preparedness strategy” of the time designed to protect individuals from the effects of a nuclear explosion by instructing people to crouch to the ground and cover their heads. That campaign, too, sold the illusion of safety in the face of annihilation. And beneath the clownish veneer of the push lies a calculated aim: the EU’s attempt to further consolidate power at the supranational level, elevating the Commission’s role in security and crisis response — domains traditionally under national control.

The EU’s preparedness plan is based on the recommendations of a report from the former Finnish president Sauli Niinistö, which calls for the establishment of a central operational crisis “hub” within the European Commission; greater civilian-military cooperation, including by conducting regular EU-wide exercises uniting armed forces, civil protection, police, security, healthcare workers and firefighters; and developing joint EU-Nato emergency protocols.

When considered alongside the EU’s rearmament plans, it suggests a comprehensive, society-wide militarisation, something which in the years ahead, will become the dominant paradigm in Europe: all spheres of life — political, economic, social, cultural and scientific — will be subordinated to the alleged goal of national, or rather supranational, security.

Western governments have been resorting to fear as a means of control for a very long time. Indeed, it’s a telling coincidence that the EU’s announcement coincides with the fifth anniversary of the Covid lockdowns, which ushered in the most radical experiment ever attempted in fear-driven politics.

The pandemic response used a totalising narrative that wildly inflated the threat of the virus to justify historically unprecedented policies. As the Director-General of the WHO, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, put it, it was everyone’s moral duty to “come together against a common enemy” and “wage war on the virus”. In this struggle for the greater good — public health — virtually any action was justified.

From the perspective of “crisis politics”, the widespread use of the war metaphor to frame the Covid pandemic was no coincidence: war is, after all, the emergency par excellence. Across the globe, we saw an authoritarian turn as governments used the “public health emergency” to sweep aside democratic procedures and constitutional constraints, militarise societies, crack down on civil liberties and implement unprecedented measures of social control.

Throughout the pandemic, we witnessed — and populations largely accepted — the imposition of measures that would have been unthinkable until that moment: the shutdown of entire economies, the mass quarantining (and enforced vaccination) of millions of healthy individuals and the normalisation of digital Covid passports as a regulated requirement for participating in social life.

All this prepared the ground for the collective reaction of Western societies to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine — a real war at last, after years of rehearsing metaphorical ones. In terms of communication, we immediately saw the emergence of a similarly totalising narrative: it was Western societies’ moral duty to support the Ukrainians’ fight for freedom and democracy against Russia and its evil president.

However, as it becomes increasingly apparent that Ukraine is losing the war, and as the world is faced with Trump’s attempt to negotiate peace, European elites are recalibrating their narrative: it’s not just Ukraine’s survival at stake — but that of Europe as a whole. The threat is no longer over there but right here at home: not only is Russia preparing to attack Europe, but, we are told, it is already waging a wide array of hybrid attacks against Europe, ranging from cyberattacks and disinformation campaigns to election interference.

All this suggests that Western elites learned an important lesson during the pandemic: fear works. If a population is made anxious enough — whether about disease, war, natural disasters or some polycrisis cocktail comprising all of the above — they can be made to accept almost anything.

The EU’s Preparedness Union Strategy could, therefore, be read within this broader context. It is not really about water bottles and power banks. It is a continuation of the Covid-era paradigm: a method of governance that fuses psychological manipulation, militarisation of civilian life and the normalisation of emergency rule. Indeed, the EU explicitly talks of the need to adopt, in case of future crises, the same “whole-of-government” and “whole-of-society” approach first spearheaded during the pandemic.

This time, though, the attempt to engineer yet another mass psychosis seems to be failing. Judging from the social media reaction to a cringeworthy video by Hadja Lahbib, EU Commissioner for Equality, Preparedness and Crisis Management, there appears to be widespread scepticism about the bloc’s fearmongering. But while this is good news, the worry is that as propaganda falters, those in power are increasingly turning to repressive tactics to muzzle political rivals — evident in moves like the electoral ban on Le Pen. This strategy of mounting authoritarianism, though, is untenable in the long run: fear and repression are no substitute for actual consensus, and in the latter’s void, new forms of resistance are bound to emerge.

And Justin H. Vassallo writes:

President Trump has dubbed 2 April, when his new tariffs go into effect, “Liberation Day”. While many investors, financial analysts, and consumers are in panic mode, Trump’s pitch to the industrial working class remains blunt: over the last half century, America cashiered its once unrivalled manufacturing base and high-wage jobs in exchange for a surfeit of foreign goods, leaving it exploited by free-riding allies and geopolitical rivals alike.

His solution is equally blunt. He and his advisers insist that aggressive, universal tariffs, combined with deregulation and corporate tax cuts, will render cross-border supply chains less lucrative and domestic investment attractive for business.

The problem is that virtually every other Trump action since Inauguration Day has undercut the state capacity needed to rehabilitate core industries and shepherd capital and labour towards new ones. Instead of leveraging state power on behalf of massive public-private projects, research and development, and workforce training, Team Trump has subjected government agencies to DOGE’s ruthless budget cuts, and frozen funds from or threatened to terminate President Joe Biden’s flagship industrial policies.

The Trumpians are plotting to privatise a host of government services, and have sent a chill through research institutes vital to breakthroughs in advanced medicine, technology, and manufacturing. Meanwhile, the administration has largely crippled antitrust enforcement, thereby favouring powerful monopolies that can withstand or circumvent trade barriers over mechanisms to coax healthy domestic competition and investment.

None of these actions furthers the purported aims of tariffs and targeted export controls: to create good jobs for the forgotten working class and turn depressed regions into desirable places in which to work and live. On the contrary, slashing and burning state capacity will hinder these goals. Most damningly, the Hamiltonian tradition the Trumpians claim to champion is a powerful witness against the belief that a crippled state can boost manufacturing.

These shortcomings haven’t stopped some of Trump’s most vehement critics on the labour Left, not least United Auto Workers President Shawn Fain, from conceding that he is partly right on trade. The bipartisan Washington establishment of the late 20th century made a colossal mistake in offshoring millions of jobs on the naive assumption that high-tech innovation and services would replace manufacturing, the historic engine of American upward mobility and growth.

But despite being motivated by fear over China’s phenomenal rise, Trump’s strategy has proved mostly incoherent, not to say contradictory, sowing serious doubts over whether America, after decades of outsourcing and regulatory capture by major multinationals, has the institutional know-how to meet the new president’s promise of industrial renewal.

“Trump’s approach … betrays the legacy of the GOP statesmen whom champions of his tariffs regularly invoke.” Trump’s approach isn’t merely myopic, though — it betrays the legacy of the GOP statesmen whom champions of his tariffs regularly invoke to defend the current administration.

The populist Right’s evangelism for Trump’s protectionist impulses has long rested on the notion that he is boldly reviving the “American System” school of economics. This tradition stretches from Alexander Hamilton in the founding era and Henry Clay in the early republic to the heterodox economist Henry Charles Carey, the influential lawmaker Justin S. Morrill (architect of Civil War-era tariffs), and Presidents William McKinley and Theodore Roosevelt. These Republican statesmen and thinkers espoused a doctrine of development premised on diversified manufacturing, vast energy sources, scientific progress, and spreading education in the “industrial arts”.

Scholars describe this doctrine as unabashedly mercantilist. Yet 19th-century Republicans maintained that it furthered the country’s founding ideals of self-government and associationalism: the notion that an industrious, republican citizenry will form voluntary organisations conducive to promoting shared interests that transcend divisions by region, sector, or class.

Neither laissez-faire nor statist, the old GOP that supposedly inspires Trump fused support for large developmental goals from disparate parts of society — inventors, aspiring industrial magnates, prospectors, advocates of “scientific agriculture”, financiers, and tradesmen. The intent was to spread commercial hubs built on regional interdependence, raising manufacturing and agricultural output while also curbing demand for goods from competitors like Victorian Britain.

Tariffs underpinned this system by pushing farmers, merchants, and consumers to purchase US-made goods and support local industries. Post-Civil War, tariffs underwrote pensions for Union Army veterans and their families (then a huge constituency of the GOP). Tariffs were also meant to lessen the competitiveness of imports made by foreign “pauper” labour, attracting the support of skilled workers who had few other avenues to stable wages.

Like Trump, the Republican leaders of a distant epoch believed high tariffs were a means to building national wealth and power. And their aversion to foreign competition ran deep. Cheap foreign goods were, in modern parlance, the real source of “market distortions”, because, unchecked, they made profitable manufacturing less viable and threatened the livelihoods of skilled workers.

Even Republican reformers who, like Theodore Roosevelt, were more attuned to the daily needs of thrifty households and worried that tariffs had given rise to unaccountable monopolies tended to believe that free trade was decadent. On the verge of America becoming a world power, Roosevelt remarked that “pernicious indulgence in the doctrine of free trade seems inevitably to produce fatty degeneration of the moral fibre”. Trump’s Treasury secretary, Scott Bessent, was channeling the same sentiment when he asserted in a recent speech that “access to cheap goods is not the essence of the American Dream”.

But this is where the similarities end. In fact, depicting Trump as a descendant of the old protectionist pedigree misses an important dimension of past Republican thought. From the Lincoln era to Eisenhower’s, Republicans deployed a range of policies besides tariffs to stoke development and progress. The party’s Trumpian incarnation entirely ignores these other strategies, when it doesn’t undermine them.

Take the legacy of Morrill, the lawmaker who, in addition to protective tariffs, authored the legislation that created America’s exemplary land-grant colleges. Morrill well understood the relationship between education in fields like agronomy and engineering and productive innovation. The Homestead Act from the same period, which distributed public lands to frontier homesteaders for a nominal fee, likewise reflected the GOP’s belief in the importance of “decentralised” economic growth for a democratic society.

By contrast, Trump’s sweeping cuts to university grants, including for regional public universities that serve his rural base, disregard the country’s pressing skills shortage. Meanwhile, his lofty campaign pledge to build 10 “freedom cities”, still embryonic, evokes not so much the producer populism of westward expansion, but the dystopian “startup societies” dreamt up by Silicon Valley — or a Middle Eastern petrostate.

The administration’s axiomatic contempt for regulation is also not in keeping with the GOP’s historical view. Reductive histories portray the GOP as always preaching “small government”. But the party once had vigorous debates about the purpose and scope of regulation.

Despite occasionally assailing corporate malfeasance and grilling feckless CEOs in congressional hearings, today’s Right-wing populists have yet to match the Republican “insurgents” from the party’s Roosevelt wing, including the likes of Sens. Hiram Johnson and George Norris, who pushed for corporate regulation, public works, public utilities, and direct democracy, and took a stand against corruption. Though they were rarely “redistributive” in the social-democratic sense, such positions aimed to prevent abuses by the politically connected and to give working people a material stake in democracy.

Earlier Republicans were also quite experimental in their time. President Herbert Hoover, forever marked by his loss to Franklin Delano Roosevelt for failing to alleviate the Great Depression, was, during his earlier tenure as Commerce secretary, a consummate technocrat who sought to deepen cooperation between various government bureaus and business associations to make policymaking more scientific.

In stark contrast to DOGE’s modus operandi, Hoover’s efforts to reorganise government were founded on a belief in expertise and the legitimacy of using regulation to make markets more rational; the development of America’s burgeoning aviation sector, improvements in radio technology, and national business standards for product sizes were among his achievements.

Hoover was hardly a central planner. Judged by the current GOP’s ethos, though, his record of bureaucratic oversight epitomised the growth of the modern administrative state.

Of course, the New Deal realignment, which hobbled the GOP’s support for a generation, cemented the popular view that Republicans regularly opposed active government. But until the Reagan era, most mainstream Republicans accepted the New Deal order, occasionally endorsed breaking up monopolies, and eagerly supported generous federal funding for science and technology, even as they ritually affirmed the principle of “free enterprise”.

Most famously, the Eisenhower administration’s vast Interstate Highway System updated Republicans’ past support for “internal improvements” for the Cold War era, further propelling the rise in suburban homeownership that characterised the postwar boom. And progressives’ arch-bogeyman Richard Nixon, now frequently regarded as the last “New Deal president”, signed NEPA and OSHA, the country’s landmark laws, respectively, for environmental protection and workplace-safety standards.

In short, major players in the Republican Party adopted a more flexible and interventionist view of political economy than is commonly recognised. Most MAGA influencers today would no doubt dismiss such evidence as not reflecting “true” Republicanism. Partisan progressives would similarly concur, at most allowing that “progressive Republicans” are extinct because the Democratic Party became their natural home.

This is to be expected. A few conservative think tanks and public intellectuals have sought to create a genuinely “pro-development” and “pro-worker” agenda for Republicans. But the anti-government tirades of Newt Gingrich, anti-tax activist Grover Norquist, and their successors in the Tea Party movement did much to fix the partisan battle lines of the last few decades, few of which the MAGA movement has redrawn besides disavowing George W. Bush’s embrace of globalised trade.

Trump’s GOP is thus fixated on slashing and burning its way through the state, rather than restoring faith in positive government. For a little while, even sceptics allowed that a new working-class base, plus rising tensions with Beijing, might push Republicans to embrace an industrial strategy that recovered some of their party’s authentic traditions of domestic progress.

That possibility has come to naught. While Trump proclaims “liberation” is imminent, the rapid loss of state capacity under his watch promises anything but. Tariffs excepted, there is little concrete government action to compel market forces to meet national economic objectives, and the GOP has bent over backwards to accommodate banking lobbies vociferously opposed to even minor restraints on financial predation.

One hardly needs to be a radical populist to see this doesn’t bode well for American society. As the most perceptive believers in the “American System” understood, an economy that fails to maximise its productive forces and promote workers’ well-being is destined to wither. If America is to avert permanent decline, it needs leaders determined to prevent the spread of servitude masked as “liberty”.

Lines and Sentences

In the midst of everything else yesterday, the Durham Day Rover ticket went up to five pounds, an increase of 25 per cent. It is now no cheaper than a return, although of course it is far more versatile provided that you were not leaving County Durham. After all, why would anyone? But the return fare would have been six pounds if Jamie Driscoll had not run Kim McGuinness so close for Mayor and was not clearly planning to stand again. Bring him on. Then there might even be buses at all.

Also yesterday, the new guidelines relating to pre-sentence reports did come into effect in practice. Judges do not like being told what to do by politicians. It would take primary legislation to override something that arose out of a consultative process entirely while Kemi Badenoch was in government, and for most of which so was Robert Jenrick. Everyone convicted of an offence that carried a potential custodial sentence ought to be given a pre-sentence report, and not only those of us who happened to be mixed-race, disabled, chronically sick and mentally ill members of minority religions (which, according to the most recent census, were all religions), against whom there was therefore no public interest in bringing a prosecution for anything that was not violent, sexual, drug-related, or somehow treasonable or seditious, since there was otherwise no realistic hope of sending us to prison.

And while it is no discredit to Badenoch that she has not seen Adolescence, that was all the more reason not to pander to the "race-swapping" rubbish. It is not based on any real case. That is a much more useful line of attack against its transformation into a basis for public policy. That, and the fact that it was partly publicly funded. The whole thing is coming to resemble the cult of Captain Tom, and how did that work out? Still, it does illustrate the continuing power of television, and especially of television drama.

About the Post Office scandal, there had been any number of documentaries and news reports, never mind blogposts and social media posts, but it took Mr Bates vs The Post Office to make the delivery. And there had been any number of documentaries and news reports, never mind blogposts and social media posts, about incels, Andrew Tate, and all that, but nothing with remotely the impact of Adolescence. In the case of the Post Office, it was not even a streaming service. It was good old ITV, with everyone watching at the same time, as if in the twentieth century. It took the BBC to make Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage, and it was when the networks, as Americans would call them, did as they do by taking up the hysteria of the newspapers that Jeremy Corbyn was brought down. Think on.

Tuesday, 1 April 2025

The Eve of Liberation Day?

France is now the third NATO member-state in rapid succession, and the second member of the EU, to have disqualified its leading Opposition politician from public office. France and Turkey, which has the second largest armed forces in NATO and which is strategically vital to it in a way that Britain simply is not, have both criminalised those leaders, in the Turkish case even locking him up.

Like Donald Trump, there is nothing attractive about the Rassemblement National, or about Kemalism (Turkey has two Far Rights, and not much of anything else), or about Călin Georgescu. There are other ways of holding the line on Ukraine. But what are the odds that the candidates whom liberals disliked would all be turning out to be disqualifiable crooks just when it looked as if they might have been about to win? That is a lesson to us all. As it is unintended to be.

Such is the background to calls to ban teenage boys from social media. Showing Adolescence in schools, of all places, is the most hilarious point-missing that I have heard in a very long time. Mr Bates really existed. He still does, and, though knighted, he remains uncompensated. Jamie Miller, on the other hand, is completely made up. So was Oliver Twist, and so was Étienne Lantier. But even so.

How could you be a 13-year-old incel, anyway? A padmate of mine had become a father at 15 having been fully sexually active since the age of 12, but even he admitted that that was altogether exceptional. No one lies about sex, or drugs, or what have you in prison, a refreshing frankness that I had otherwise experienced only when I had stayed a weekend in a Jesuit novitiate, so long ago that the VCR had refused to play The Life of Brian.

Banning teenagers from the devices that might present them with alternatives to neoliberal economic policy, to identitarian social policy, to neoconservative foreign policy, and to anti-industrial Malthusianism, is of a piece with the defenestration of Jeremy Corbyn, with the subjection of Boris Johnson to a kangaroo court, with the incitement of violence against Nigel Farage, with the attempted murder of George Galloway, with the plot to imprison the late Alex Salmond for the rest of his life, with the persecution of the world-historical figure of Julian Assange, and with the lawfare against Marine Le Pen, against Ekrem İmamoğlu, against Georgescu, against Trump, and against whoever was next on the hit list. It could be you. Already, interviewing Corbyn, the award-laden Sophy Ridge of Sky News has pretended to have mistaken the Independent MP Iqbal Mohamed for the former Labour Councillor Mohamed Iqbal, who was suspended from his party for alleged anti-Semitism, although even in apologising neither Ridge nor Sky has mentioned that he was exonerated.

Like Farage, Trump has extolled the virtues of Keir Starmer. Trump has accepted the credentials of Peter Mandelson after all, and now he has signed off on Starmer's Chagos Islands deal, by which Britain surrenders any moral ground from which to argue for the self-determination of Canada, Greenland, Panama, or anywhere else. The Labour line is that a governing party is simply not allowed to criticise the United States, but it is delicious to watch the discombobulation of the British Right. Empire Loyalism or "the Special Relationship". They cannot have both. This time tomorrow, both main parties and Reform UK will know how Special the Relationship was not.

Will others who might be even more crestfallen? Well, if Israel has today felt moved to lift its tariffs on American goods in the hope of reciprocation, then that means that it must have been levying them. Who knew? As for tariffs themselves, between the 1860s and the 1970s, the Hamiltonian American School, as expanded by the American System of Henry Clay, worked to make the United States the world's largest economy, with the world's highest standard of living, culminating in the glorious achievements of the New Deal, which in turn made possible the Civil Rights movement. But Trump understands none of that. The best that can be said of him is that at least he is not an avowed enemy of such things, as Starmer and Mark Carney are. Yet whatever may be wrong with Britain, it is our country. And whatever may be wrong with Canada, it is family.

A Sub-Army of Slaves

For a year and a half, we have been told that Gaza deserved whatever it got because it supported Hamas, even though there had not been an election there since before most of the inhabitants were born. Now that Gaza is rising against Hamas, the same people tell us that that, too, proves their point. They cannot lose, so the Gazans cannot win. Like the sexual assaults at Abu Ghraib, those of Palestinian men and boys are straight out of Professor Tommy J. Curry's The Man-Not. And an anonymous senior officer in a non-reservist brigade writes:

In Gaza, human shields are used by Israeli soldiers at least six times a day.

I served in Gaza for nine months, and first came across these procedures, called "mosquito protocol" in December 2023. It was only two months into the ground offensive, long before there was a shortage of dogs from the IDF's canine unit, Oketz, who were used for this purpose. This became the insane, unofficial excuse for this insane, unofficial procedure. I didn't realize then how ubiquitous using human shields, whom we referred to as a "shawish," would become.

Today, almost every platoon keeps a "shawish," and no infantry force enters a house before a "shawish" clears it. This means there are four "shawishes" in a company, twelve in a battalion, and at least 36 in a brigade. We operate a sub-army of slaves.

The procedure is simple. Innocent Palestinians are forced to enter houses in Gaza and "clear" them, to make sure there are no terrorists or explosives.

I recently saw that the IDF's Military Police Criminal Investigation Division opened six investigations into the use of Palestinian civilians as human shields, and my jaw dropped. I've seen cover-ups before, but this is a new low. If the MPCID wanted to do its job seriously, it would have to open far more than even a thousand investigations. But all the MPCID wants is for us to be able to tell ourselves and the world that we're investigating ourselves, so they've found six scapegoats and are pinning it all on them.

I was present at a meeting where one of the brigade commanders presented the "mosquito" concept to the division commander as a "necessary operational achievement to accomplish the mission." It was so normalized that I thought I was hallucinating.

As early as August of 2024, when this story broke in Haaretz and in testimonies collected by Breaking the Silence, a senior source said that both the outgoing IDF Chief of Staff and the outgoing Head of the Southern Command knew about the procedure. I don't know which is worse: that they don't know what's going on in the army they command, or that they do know and continue regardless.

It's been more than seven months since that story was published, and soldiers have continued detaining Palestinians and forcing them to go into houses and tunnels ahead of them. While the Chief of Staff and the Head of the Southern Command continued to say and do nothing about it, the protocol became even more widespread and normalized.

The highest-ranking personnel on the ground have known about the use of human shields for more than a year, and no one has tried to stop it. On the contrary, it was defined as an operational necessity.

It's important to note that we can enter houses without using human shields. We did it for months, according to a proper entry procedure which included sending in a robot, a drone, or a dog. This procedure proved itself, but it took time, and the command wanted achievements here and now.

In other words, we forced Palestinians to act as human shields not because it was safer for IDF troops, but because it was faster. That's why we risked the lives of Palestinians who were suspected of nothing other than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It didn't go through without pushback. Soldiers and officers resisted. I resisted. But that's what happens when the senior command doesn't care and the politicians even less. That's what happens when you're quick on the trigger and operationally burned-out to the max. That's what happens when you're in an unending war that fails to bring the hostages back alive month after month. You lose moral judgment.

A friend who's an officer in the army told me about an incident they experienced: They encountered a terrorist in a house that had already been cleared by a "shawish." The "shawish" was an elderly man, and when he realized he'd messed up, he was so scared he soiled himself. I don't know what became of him. I was afraid to ask.

This one case shows that the justifications they gave us that the procedure is for "security" purposes weren't true. These people aren't professional combatants; they don't know how to scan a house. The soldiers don't trust them anyway because they're not there of their own free will. Sometimes, "shawishes" are sent to houses just to set those houses on fire or blow them up. It has nothing to do with security.

I shudder to think what this does to the psyche of anyone who has to go into a house, terrified, in place of armed soldiers. I also shudder to think about what this does to us Israelis.

Does every mother who sends her son off to fight understand that he might find himself grabbing a Palestinian his father's age, or his younger brother's age, and violently forcing him to run in front of him, unarmed, into a potentially booby-trapped house or tunnel? Not only have we failed to protect our troops, we've corrupted their souls, and there's no way to know what this will do to us, as a society, when they come home from war.

That's why the MPCID investigation is so infuriating. First, the soldiers are made to use Palestinians as human shields, and then the officers use lower-ranking soldiers as their own human shields, all while we're still desperately trying to get back the hostages that are being held, in part, to serve as human shields for Hamas.

It was obvious that it was only a matter of time before this story blew up, but it's too big for the MPCID to handle. Only an independent State Commission of Inquiry could get to the bottom of this.

Until then, we have every reason to worry about international courts in the Hague, because this procedure is a crime - a crime even the army now admits. It happens daily and is much more common than the public is being told.

Under The Pretext

What colour is a snowflake? Those of us who have never not been cancelled have always known who had invented cancel culture. They never minded when they were the ones doing the cancelling. Nor do they again, as Ralph Leonard writes:

Throughout the 2010s and early 2020s, Right-wingers frequently mocked the rhetoric and concepts popularised by the “woke Left”. They argued that ideas such as microaggressions, safe spaces, and pervasive claims of victimhood were being used to suppress free speech in academia and justify DEI programmes under the guise of anti-racism and “equity”. Yet now, in an ironic turn, many on the Right appear to be adopting similar tactics to silence pro-Palestine campus protesters — whom they view as their bêtes noires — under the pretext of combatting antisemitism.

Earlier this week, Rabbi Levi Shemtov, the Executive Vice President of American Friends of Lubavitch who is known as the “Rabbi of Capitol Hill”, was invited by Republicans to address a US Senate committee on antisemitism. During the hearing, he echoed a sentiment similar to Ibram X. Kendi’s argument that “we’re either all being racist or anti-racist,” stating that it is not enough to simply be “not antisemitic” but that one must be “anti-antisemitic”. The implication, much like Kendi’s stance on racism, is that mere neutrality is a form of complicity — being “non-racist” is seen as passive indifference, whereas actively opposing racism, or in this case antisemitism, is the necessary stance.

Rabbi Shemtov called on the federal government to pass the “crucial measure” that is the “Antisemitism Awareness Act” and legally enshrine the IHRA definition of antisemitism, something that even its author, Kenneth Stern, has said was never intended to be used as a legal instrument.

Opposition to antisemitism, especially when it manifests as violent harassment, is something with which no sensible person would disagree. But the devil is always in the details. Federal law already prohibits antisemitic harassment and violence: there is no need for extra legislation. So the core problem with the so-called Antisemitism Awareness Act is that it brings in a very broad notion of antisemitism which focuses on speech and ideas rather than conduct and actions. It can therefore be exploited in tendentious ways to repress political speech. In the context of ICE’s arrests, imprisonments and pending deportations of Mahmoud Khalil and Rumeysa Ozturk, this is not a frivolous hypothetical but a striking reality.

Later in his remarks, Rabbi Shemtov said universities should go further and help promote a “robust Jewish identity” to “empower” Jewish students. This almost echoes demands for universities to promote specific black counter-spaces to bolster their sense of “belonging” and “wellbeing” in a “white” institution. But Jewish identity, like every religious and cultural identity, comes in multiple and contradictory forms. What form of “robust Jewish identity” is to be promoted? Hasidic religious Zionism? What about the Jewish identities that don’t rest on support of Israel?

These measures will do little to protect Jewish students, and will instead seek to impose thought taboos on what can and cannot be said about Israel and Palestine. For instance, merely mentioning “genocide” or “ethnic cleansing” in the same sentence as “Israel” could be deemed unacceptable. Through increasingly broad interpretations of antisemitism — where criticism of Zionism or Israeli actions in Gaza is conflated with bigotry — speech may be curtailed. This mirrors how social justice progressives, through their own expansive definitions of racism, have justified censorship and the silencing of ideas they found objectionable in universities.

What the anti-antisemitism of the Right and the anti-racism of the progressive Left have in common is the fervent belief that they are protecting “vulnerable” minorities through their authoritarian recommendations. But, in practice, the effect of their efforts will be to limit free speech. It protects no one, and only disempowers everyone.

Spinning Doctors

Labour has been allowed back into office because it is once again the most promising vehicle for the privatisation of the National Health Service in England. But only in England, of course. In all three of the other parts of the United Kingdom, the NHS is considered by all parties in favour of the Union to be their unanswerable argument, and the majority of the electorate agrees.

In 1997, Tony Blair, Alan Milburn and Paul Corrigan brought English NHS privatisation from the outer fringes of the thinktank circuit to the heart of government. Since then, it has been the policy of all three parties except under Jeremy Corbyn, and of most Labour MPs and all Labour Party staffers continuously. In 1997, Labour’s pledge card had promised to abolish the NHS internal market, and the final week of its campaign had been a countdown of days to save the NHS. Those were barefaced lies, and the opposite of the truth.

Here we are again, except that Wes Streeting is perfectly open about his bought and paid for intentions. He seeks and accepts such income streams because he agrees with what they stand for. Labour is a party of extremely right-wing people who lack the social connections to make it in the Conservative Party, and whose two defining experiences were being brought up to spit on everyone below them, which was everyone else where they grew up, and discovering in their first 36 hours at university that they were nowhere near the top of the class system, a discovery that embittered them for life.

Even allowing for Streeting’s personal opposition to assisted suicide, that is the context of its ruthless pursuit, in terms that look increasingly likely to apply only in England, by Kim Leadbeater. In 2022, a fundraiser for a future Streeting Leadership campaign was held at the Covent Garden penthouse of Lord Alli. At that time, Streeting’s running mate was to have been Leadbeater. Now, though, that backbencher of only four years standing has as her Chief of Staff Lance Price, long-term BBC correspondent, Special Adviser to Tony Blair as Prime Minister, and Director of Communications for the Labour Party during the 2001 General Election campaign. Think on. Not least as you watched the BAFTA-winning Better Off Dead? at 11:05 on BBC Two. And not least as you read Dr Cajetan Skowronski:

On the Friday before last, a triumphal cry resounded from Kim Leadbeater and a number of key allies and supporters of her assisted suicide Bill. They were delighted by the news that GPs across the land had apparently undergone a form of Damascene conversion and changed their collective view on assisted suicide.

I refer to the decision, announced in a statement issued around midday on Friday, by the Royal College of General Practitioners’ (RCGP) Council to shift the body’s position from being opposed to the principle of assisted suicide to being neutral. This decision was supposedly based on the results of its latest survey of members on assisted suicide, conducted earlier this year.

Why is neutrality such a big deal? Well, imagine if the tobacco lobby got a major medical body’s council to switch from opposition to neutrality on smoking — not actively in favour, mind you, just not at all opposed either.

Statements flooded out at a remarkable pace. The CEO of Dignity in Dying, Sarah Wooton, said that the shift in position reflects a “remarkable shift in how the medical profession approaches choice at the end of life”. Celebrity champion of assisted suicide, Esther Rantzen, hailed the RCGP statement as “very good news”, whilst Leadbeater herself issued a statement on social media explaining, “The decision by the Royal College of GPs to drop its opposition to offering the choice of an assisted death to terminally ill adults is welcome and reflects the many conversations I have had with GPs during the progress of the Bill.”

The clear implication of Leadbeater and her allies’ responses was that the RCGP statement was a significant victory, indicating a swing amongst GPs towards the principle of assisted suicide. Unfortunately, Leadbeater seems not to have let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Rather than representing a movement towards the principle of assisted suicide, the results of the RCGP survey point to a hardening of opposition against it. The last time such a survey was carried out in 2019, 47 per cent of the 6,674 RCGP members surveyed thought the Royal College should oppose a change in the law on assisted suicide, whilst 40 per cent favoured RCGP support. However, the latest survey shows the percentage supporting a change in the law fell substantially to 33.7 per cent, whilst the percentage of those opposed actually increased to 47.6 per cent.

When you add together those who thought the Royal College should adopt a supportive position on assisted suicide (33.7 per cent) with those who believed it should adopt a neutral position (only 13.6 per cent), the combined figure is still lower than the 47.6 per cent who favoured the Royal College continuing to oppose assisted suicide. All of this represents a major swing in GP views away from support for the principle of assisted suicide.

The data linked to the survey results contradicts the picture Kim Leadbeater and her allies have been trying to paint of medical opinion moving towards her stance. Only outrageous spin could suggest otherwise. The reality suggests that there may have been a shift in sentiment against assisted suicide because of the flaws in Leadbeater’s own Bill. Perhaps Leadbeater and her allies should reflect upon this and seek to address doctors’ concerns with her Bill rather than misrepresenting their views.

The RCGP council based its decision on a new survey question, asking what the College should do if fewer than 50 per cent of respondents supported or opposed the legalisation of assisted suicide. Still, it was unsurprising that last Tuesday The Times published a letter from 250 GPs complaining about the way in which members’ views, expressed via the survey, had been misrepresented. How does it possibly make sense for a decline in support for assisted suicide to justify a less critical stance from the RCGP?

The 250 GPs who signed the letter to The Times are right to feel let down by an organisation that has a duty to represent its members’ views and interests fairly. It was the responsibility of the RCGP Council to interpret the results of its membership survey and adopt an appropriate position. Overall, four in ten Council members took a dissenting view and believed the RCGP should remain opposed to the principle of assisted suicide following the survey results but six in ten elected to adopt a neutral position. Notably, 0 per cent believed the RCGP should move to a position of supporting the principle of assisted suicide.

Leadbeater continues to promote her misleading narrative. Recently, she sent an email to all MPs referencing the RCGP survey and her own bogus interpretation of the results. She made no reference at all to the actual results of the survey of GPs, which showed that support for the College taking a position supporting assisted suicide being made legal fell significantly amongst the members taking part.

Sadly, the way Leadbeater and her allies have operated with regards to the publication of the RCGP statement is consistent with how they have operated throughout the past few months, game-playing and misleading narratives. In this instance, rather than grapple honestly with the reality that the medical profession appears to be turning against her Bill, Leadbeater has again doubled down on spin.

She is not alone. Unbelievably, in her own statement following the RCGP Council’s announcement, Sarah Wooton actually cites the British Medical Association (BMA) to strengthen her case for the legalisation of assisted suicide. This is despite the fact that only a couple of weeks ago the BMA Consultants conference voted to approve a damning motion, which noted “serious potential moral hazards for consultants and serious potential adverse impacts on health services” in relation to the Leadbeater Bill.

To date, the inappropriate tactics that Leadbeater and her allies have employed to try and ram her Bill through have often backfired. The handling of the RCGP survey indicates they have learned nothing.

The Acrid Stench

Here is a question for Peter Hitchens. Why is cannabis sold in ounces, but cocaine in grams? The dealers with whom I lived at close quarters did not know. It had just always been like that.

There cannot be a “free” market in general, but not in drugs, or prostitution, or pornography, or unrestricted alcohol, or unrestricted gambling. That is an important part of why there must not be a “free” market in general, which is a political choice, not a law of nature.

Enacting and enforcing laws against drugs, prostitution and pornography, and regulating alcohol, tobacco and gambling, are clear examples of State intervention in, and regulation of, the economy. Radical change would be impossible if the workers, the youth and the poor were in a state of stupefaction, and that baleful situation, which has been contrived in the past, is being contrived again today.

Unlike the Conservative Party, which merely thinks that it is and acts as if it were, the Labour Party and the Liberal Democrats are constitutionally committed to the “free” market. Richard Tice wants to legalise cannabis, Nigel Farage wants to legalise drugs across the board, and Lee Anderson signed a select committee report in that direction in 2023.

Instead, we need a single category of illegal drug, including cannabis, with a crackdown on possession, including a mandatory sentence of two years for a first offence, three years for a second offence, four years for a third offence, and so on. I no longer believe in prison sentences that include the possibility of release in less than 12 months; in that case, then your crime was not bad enough to warrant imprisonment, which the possession of drugs is. We need to restore the specific criminal offence of allowing one’s premises to be used for illegal drug purposes. And Hitchens’s The War We Never Fought should be taught in schools, as pro-drugs propaganda is routinely.

As Max Pemberton writes:

I've just returned from Los Angeles, where I spent a few days doing research for my next book. Walking around the city of an evening, I was struck by two things. The first was the shocking number of mentally ill people who were clearly experiencing psychosis, languishing on the streets, untreated and uncared for.

While the UK is far from perfect and the NHS has many faults, the things I saw late at night in Los Angeles would never happen here. For example, walking down Hollywood Boulevard – the street where stars of the silver screen and TV have their names embedded in the pavement – I saw an elderly woman, slumped in a wheelchair, wearing an oxygen mask which was not attached to anything. Los Angeles is experiencing a health crisis, with people languishing on the streets, untreated and uncared for

It was about 2am. There were police nearby so I approached them, explaining that I was a doctor and was worried about her. I expected them to call for an ambulance. Instead they asked if she had been harassing me. No, I explained, she didn't appear to be conscious and I was simply worried about her. Their response was chilling: if she was not causing a disturbance, then they would do nothing.

I had only walked a few hundred yards further when I came across a man, entirely naked, looking up at the sky, screaming. He then crouched down and defecated on the pavement.

'What is this place?', I wondered. Time and time again I saw people in the throes of severe mental illness, talking to themselves, shouting, distressed and disturbed, yet there was no help at hand.

I even saw one person who appeared to have 'posturing'. This is a severe symptom of psychosis where the person holds an uncomfortable pose for a prolonged period.

It's quite rare to see this in the UK, as people generally receive treatment before it reaches this stage. In Los Angeles, it's common.

I have worked for years in outreach projects with homeless people, often accompanied by the police, picking up those who were clearly mentally unwell and in desperate need of medical attention. I mentioned this to a doctor I met, asking why the same wasn't happening in Los Angeles. His response: 'Who would pay for these kinds of projects?'

The whole experience was chilling: an edifying lesson in how cruel and uncaring a privatised medical system can be. But the second thing that struck me is surely linked to the above: the stink of cannabis, which has been legal in California since 2016.

People smoke it everywhere and, by the evening, you can't get away from the acrid stench.

Los Angeles hardly seems a good advert for what happens when this drug is legalised.

The link between cannabis use and psychosis is very well-established and it seemed clear to me that California's permissive attitude to marijuana is fuelling an explosion in serious mental illness.

Portugal also saw a huge surge in cannabis-induced psychosis after it decriminalised the drug in 2001.

The more people who use this dreadful poison, the more lives will be ruined.

Of course, not everyone who smokes cannabis will experience psychosis or mental health problems. But research shows that regular use of the drug doubles the risk of experiencing a psychotic episode or developing schizophrenia, which significantly increases the risk of anxiety and depression.

Another doctor I was interviewing joked that legalising cannabis has been a boon for psychiatrists in Los Angeles, as so many people now need medical help thanks to the change in the law.

Now, cannabis may have a role in treating some medical conditions, from MS to arthritis.

It can be useful therapeutically, but the plant's active compounds need to be isolated and turned into medication prescribed by doctors and dispensed by regulated pharmacists.

This is what happens with other medications derived from nature, including the potentially dangerous drug diamorphine (which is derived from poppies).

Recreational use is altogether different. And it's not just about the devastating mental health problems it can lead to.

A study last week found that young people who use the drug have a six times greater risk of experiencing a heart attack compared to those who never or rarely do.

Worryingly, the increased risk was observed in patients under the age of 50 – a group typically considered to be at low risk of heart problems.

I fear that we are far too late to crack down on cannabis use – the horse has bolted. There isn't the political interest in tackling it. I suspect we are heading towards legalising it in Britain, too. At least the drug could be monitored, though; regulations placed on its sale; and controls introduced around who is selling it.

But I still believe we are setting ourselves up for a host of problems due to our increasingly liberal approach to cannabis. Too many people think of weed as harmless when, as my experience in Los Angeles shows, this couldn't be further from the truth.

And Graham Grant writes:

There was a chilling despatch in yesterday’s Mail from Dr Max Pemberton about the ‘hellscape’ of Los Angeles.

He described a place where people with severe mental health problems were left to suffer in the streets without help.

And he linked these dystopian scenes with cannabis - which has been legal for recreational use in California since late 2016.

How many readers saw the striking parallels between Dr Pemberton’s disturbing experience and the reality of everyday life in parts of Scotland?

While it’s true that cannabis remains an illegal drug, it has been effectively decriminalised through the back door by the SNP.

The net result is that its acrid reek is virtually ever-present in swathes of the country – and it’s getting worse.

In the summer months, it will become more prevalent as the weather improves and smokers openly light up in parks or walking in the street.

It’s hardly surprising that such flagrant abuse of the law is so widespread, thanks to the soft-touch approach of police and the wider justice system.

Recorded Police Warnings (RPWs) – a meaningless slap on the wrist – can be dished out for people caught in possession of cannabis.

Now they can also be issued to users of heroin and cocaine - even though they are fuelling Scotland’s spiralling drug deaths crisis.

Remarkably (and shamefully), police chiefs say it would be too costly to figure out how many RPWs are handed out to users of hard drugs.

We do know that 6,610 RPWs were given out for possession of all drugs (31 per cent of the total) in 2022/23, up from 5,558 the previous year - an increase of about 19 per cent.

The SNP government backs the use of RPWs, which are issued on the spot by officers, based on their discretion, and mean the recipient avoids prosecution or even a court appearance, and is spared the inconvenience of a full criminal record.

Anyone who has spent more than five minutes in Glasgow city centre will know there are similarities with Dr Pemberton’s experiences in downtown L.A.

Drug-dealing - and consumption – together with anti-social behaviour, violence and public urination are commonplace on weekdays, in broad daylight, while cannabis fumes are thick in the air.

It’s not the ideal backdrop for the Commonwealth Games, which will be hosted by Glasgow next year.

The harrowing description of people in L.A. in the grip of psychosis – something which Dr Pemberton connects with cannabis use – will also resonate with many Scots.

There is a tangible sense of decline in Glasgow and other cities, and towns, which was accelerated by the lockdown years - and recovery has been either slow or non-existent.

Police officers on foot patrol are a relatively rare sight and even if they were around, how likely is it that they would intervene to stop someone smoking cannabis?

There’s no doubt that badly depleted manpower and budget cuts mean police now struggle to muster beat officers.

More than 12,000 supposedly minor crimes have been ‘written off’ by cash-strapped Police Scotland under a new ‘proportionate response’ scheme.

So you can guess the response if you were to call in to report the stink of cannabis outside your open window, or in the local park – or playground.

People are breaking the law by smoking cannabis in the street because they know that in all probability, there will be no legal consequences.

If the worst that’s likely to happen when you’re found with heroin for ‘personal use’ is an RPW, then most users of cannabis will reckon that being found with the drug, or caught smoking it in public, is a low-risk crime.

There aren’t any cops around most of the time anyway, and even if they did see you, they’d only issue a warning – or ignore it entirely.

You can now be fined for driving your old diesel banger in Low Emission Zones in cities across Scotland – but get off scot-free if you’re found with heroin.

And an officer knows or suspects that if he or she did report someone for smoking cannabis, the fiscal would bin it.

It’s not hard to see why its use is out of control – and all the signs are that top brass and SNP ministers clearly don’t care.

A member of the Scottish Police Authority, the civilian oversight body for the single force, raised the issue of cannabis fumes in 2022.

He was told by now-retired Deputy Chief Constable Malcolm Graham that the evidence was ‘anecdotal’ but that he’d look into it.

One of Mr Graham’s last significant acts in the job was to announce that police would stop fully investigating lower-level crimes in cases where there were no credible lines of inquiry (the proportionate response strategy).

He never did get round to telling us whether his cannabis inquiries, assuming they took place, had borne fruit.

Whatever action was taken to tackle the issue hasn’t worked – cannabis users can look forward to a summer of smoking it with impunity.

Defenders of cannabis argue that it’s harmless, particularly if consumption is moderate, but that’s not a view universally held among the experts.

Sir Robin Murray, professor of psychiatric research at King’s College London, has warned there is ‘quite a lot of evidence that starting to use cannabis in one’s adolescence increases the risk of psychosis’, and it has been linked to several notorious murders.

Mail on Sunday columnist Peter Hitchens has painstakingly catalogued any number of atrocities carried out by people, often young men, who had been using cannabis - but the connection, if there is one, is rarely examined by the indifferent authorities.

Meanwhile, some studies strongly suggest cannabis is a ‘gateway’ drug for Class A substances.

None of this has made any difference to politicians and police chiefs who argue that drug use is largely a public health matter.

It’s a way of ignoring the problem but the net result is that it’s getting worse - and law-abiding Scots are having to contend with the fallout from their refusal to acknowledge its scale.

John Swinney and his fellow ministers should get out of their limos now and again - the pungent aroma of cannabis would be unmissable.

As for heroin, Glasgow is now home to a trail-blazing ‘shooting gallery’ for addicts - though there are also plans for a special crack cocaine inhalation room (and for ‘free’ crack pipes).

This is held up by its backers as an innovative game-changer which will help addicts and rid the streets of discarded syringes - even as drugs paraphernalia piles up in open-air drug dens in the surrounding area.

So you can take cannabis to your heart’s content, indoors or outside, and if you then fall into the clutches of heroin addiction the state will encourage you to shoot up in the comfort of a £2.3million ‘safer consumption room’.

For now, the fug of cannabis smoke lingers in our high streets - and all the signs are the stench will only intensify as police, prosecutors and their political masters continue to turn a blind eye.

93 Weeks On

Nominations have been closed for 93 weeks, so when is the election?

If I sought election to any other public position now, then I would rapidly find myself just another death in custody under a Starmer or post-Starmer Government, and most especially if Labour had also taken back control of Durham County Council this year.

But I was a public governor of County Durham and Darlington NHS Foundation Trust from 2017 to 2020, having been elected unopposed, an extremely unusual occurrence. Unopposed among the 90,000 or more people in the part of County Durham that I was elected to represent. I failed to be re-elected by three votes, on a recount. Yet I was again elected unopposed not far off two years ago, a double feat that I am not aware that anyone else has ever managed, and which has caused the position to be kept vacant ever since. I am determined to have it for at least as long as I was elected to it. Do your worst. As, now under both parties, you are already doing to far better than I.

Cutting Through

When the House of Commons passes the cuts to sickness and disability benefits, then there will be no excuse for anyone to carry on pretending that this was the most left-wing Parliament ever, or that there were 500 progressive MPs, or that the 2024 Labour intake had been made up largely of people who had cut their political teeth as anti-austerity activists a decade earlier.

There were always a few such activists on the fringes of the Labour Party, but most of them had no reason to join it, and therefore did not do so, until the Leadership of Jeremy Corbyn. In both categories, most of them have since left it, voluntarily or otherwise. To do things like making these cuts is exactly why most Labour MPs went into politics.

As on the two-child benefit cap and the Winter Fuel Payment, those voting against these cuts may include the Conservative Party, and will certainly include the Liberal Democrats, who were the more pro-austerity party to the Coalition, as well as Reform UK, Rupert Lowe, and the four stripes of Northern Irish Unionist in the Commons. Any of those could already claim to be more left-wing or progressive than the Labour Party. Not that that would be saying very much.