I will stand for the European Parliament here in the North East if anyone can stand me the five thousand pound deposit.
Please email davidaslindsay@hotmail.com. Very many thanks.
Please email davidaslindsay@hotmail.com. Very many thanks.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Good plan. The Representation of the People Act 1981 will soon scupper your parliamentary ambitions anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou are confusing me with Simon Henig.
DeleteHenig isn't the one at crown court. The reality is they cannot send anyone as well-dressed or as politically significant as you to prison. You simply wouldn't suit orange.
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