Wednesday, 10 April 2019

Stand And Deliver

I will stand for the European Parliament here in the North East if anyone can stand me the five thousand pound deposit.

Please email davidaslindsay@hotmail.com. Very many thanks.
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3 comments:

  1. Thomas Roller11 April 2019 at 15:49

    Good plan. The Representation of the People Act 1981 will soon scupper your parliamentary ambitions anyway.

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    1. David Lindsay11 April 2019 at 16:09

      You are confusing me with Simon Henig.

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    2. Emmett Barrass12 April 2019 at 09:33

      Henig isn't the one at crown court. The reality is they cannot send anyone as well-dressed or as politically significant as you to prison. You simply wouldn't suit orange.

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