Monsters, Not Maltby

Damian Green makes me ill, but Kate Maltby gets on my nerves. She will end up in the Women's Equality Party, which exists to promote the media careers of its well-heeled and well-connected stalwarts in the way that the Official Monster Raving Loony Party exists to promote its members on the pub entertainment circuit. The latter, however, is a far nobler endeavour.

There ought to be an absolute requirement that a representative of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party be featured whenever airtime was given to anyone from the Women's Equality Party. Or, indeed, to Kate Maltby, of whom we are have already seen and heard far too much, but of whom we may expect to see and hear a very great deal more.