Why Not Vote "Conservative" On 3rd May (Or, Indeed, Ever Again)

Like New Labour, the Useless Tories believe in the "free" market, with no farm subsidies, no Greenbelt, no Agricultural Wages Board, no import controls, and no immigration controls. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories couldn’t care less about rural services and amenities. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories would give no parliamentary time to repealing the hunting ban, or any subsequent ban on shooting or fishing.

Like New Labour, the Useless Tories are European federalists, and welcome into the government of part of the United Kingdom a fully armed terrorist organisation which believes its own Fascist Army Council to be the sovereign body throughout Ireland. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories want Britain’s foreign policy to be dictated by America while America’s is dictated by Israel. The Useless Tories are not defending the House of Lords against New Labour today because they are not going to defend the monarchy against New Labour tomorrow.

The Useless Tories have cheered on New Labour’s five wars to date, not one against any threat to Britain, but at least two in support of Islam against the age-old defenders of Christian civilisation, with the Iraq War resulting in the ongoing genocide of the ancient Christian community there. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories welcome the reduction of the British Army to a mere Defence Force of amateur policemen and social workers, welcome the reduction of the Royal Navy to a coastal defence force even though there is no threat to our coast, and want to abolish the Royal Air Force altogether. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories would not equip our armed forces properly, or give the wounded proper medical treatment. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories want to spend an initial £25 billion, rising to an eye-watering £76 billion, on pointless toy weapons aimed at nowhere in particular and which we couldn’t even use without foreign permission. That is because, like New Labour, the Useless Tories do not understand that the real nuclear deterrent is civil nuclear power, to defend us from the turning off of our gas by the Russians or our oil by the Arabs.

Like New Labour, the Useless Tories believe in the "free" market, with no restrictions on alcohol, drugs, gambling, prostitution or pornography. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories think that cannabis is harmless and that even taking cocaine is "just what young people do". Like New Labour, the Useless Tories see nothing special about marriage as the legally binding union of one man and one woman, and see fathers as nothing more than sperm banks and cash machines. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories want to ignore age of consent offences from 13 upwards. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories want to force Christian adoption agencies and other charities to close down. Like New Labour, the Useless Tories deny outright that Britain or Europe has a Christian heritage.

And so on. Oh, and they've only put up two District Council candidates for three seats here in Lanchester, anyway. So, even if you must vote for those two, please use your third vote wisely...