Tuesday, 9 March 2021

Keeping Things Stable?

The Firm only permitted this marriage because it assumed that any children would have been dapple. If they had also had Royal Family faces, then they would have been saddled as soon as they could walk.

All the usual suspects are coming on air and into print. Being an Opera Correspondent means knowing everyone in the world of opera, and being a Cricket Correspondent means knowing everyone in the world of cricket. But being a Royal Correspondent means pretending to know all about the most intimate lives of people whom one may have stalked for decades, but whom one has rarely or never met.

I always laugh when the likes of Penny Junor are speculating wildly outside weddings and funerals. If they were what they pretended to be, then they would be in the church.

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