Arkady Babchenko turns out to be alive after all. You know, rather like the Skripals. Who knew that Russian state assassins were so incompetent? You'd have more success if you hired a County Durham gangster to do the job. I'm not joking.
Of course, Russian state assassins are not incompetent. But the people who are trying to frame them clearly are. Like the people who are trying to frame me, for example. MI6 and all that lot, you are demonstrably as small fry as Simon Henig. And you are not unconnected to him, of course. That Oliver Kamm doesn't half get around.