Sunday, 21 June 2026

Resigned To His Fate

When will Keir Starmer resign? As soon as possible, of course. For sheer poetry, though, I am hoping for next Saturday, the tenth anniversary of his resignation from Jeremy Corbyn’s frontbench. But it is going to be sooner than that. Or not at all.

For Starmer to force a contest by endorsing Wes Streeting would be to endorse Streeting’s critique of Starmer’s Leadership, thereby rendering that first endorsement worthless. Happy days.

And what form will be taken by the customary and ceremonial departure of the Prime Ministerial family from Downing Street? It ought to be a veritable carnival of baby mommas, sugar daddies, rent boys, and one shudders to think what else. I can hardly wait.

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