Tuesday 9 December 2014

Aged Kippers

Why do UKIP people always look 15 years older than they really are? 

Nigel Farage is only two years older than David Cameron, and legally could not be my father.

In my time, I have been out with girls who were born before Paul Nuttall.

Yet look at them.

Farage and Nuttall, that is.

Not the girls I used to take out.

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