America Speaking Out

"America deserves a Congress that respects the priorities of the people. Unfortunately, Washington hasn't been listening. Let's change that. America Speaking Out is your opportunity to change the way Congress works by proposing ideas for a new policy agenda. Republicans have offered solutions, and we have our principles, but this is a new venue for us to listen to you. So Speak Out."

They are doing so:

Are there no prisons? And the Union workhouses. Are they still in operation? I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it. ...Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. ...I help to support the establishments I have mentioned -- they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.

In order to solve the immigration problem, I think we should simply declare everyone in the world a citizen of the United States. This is a perfect solution to the problem,. Once everyone is a citizen there are no longer any illegal aliens. The amount of money this would bring in is staggering. First, we would no longer need the bureau of immigration and border patrols would be a thing of the past. We would also be able to tax everyone on the planet .. BUH-BYE deficit. And, get this – because there are so many people to tax, all our tax rates drop .. have I got your attention yet ? As an added bonus terrorism comes to an abrupt halt. After all -- who would want to terrorize their own country. This solution is so simple I can’t believe no one else has suggested it. I look forward to the republican party sponsoring this idea

We need a new constitutional amendment dictating that "if both individuals were drunk, then it is not considered gay."

There are too many states these days. Please eliminate three. I am NOT a crackpot.

Carrie shouldn't get pregnant in the sequel! She and Big/John are fine without a baby. We already went through this with Charlotte and Miranda.

Consensual love is just that; consensual. There is no reason to forbid two intelligent consenting entities from engaging in relations, logically, because legislating a victimless crime on the basis of morality is against the American way. Therefore, the government should stop misusing Animal Abuse laws to convict zoophiles and remove them from their animalistic loved ones. Consensual bestiality should not be illegal. No, I am not joking. Everything I've said is logically sound.

Open up the Indian Reservations to homesteading. Issue every homesteader a horse, cowboy hat, and Winchester. Would also be the best reality show ever!

Give a pair of truck nutz to all americans! Because there's nothing more manly and american than a pair of balls hanging from your pickup truck. Take THAT Al Qaeda!

In the interests of science, it is imperative to conduct research into the creation of human gestalts connected via their gastric systems. Please allocate funding for this vitally important project at the first available opportunity.

My neighbor listens to the Negro hippity-hop music. Please arrest him.

We need to train an army of Ninja Cats. Cats are natural born hunters and predators, and it is known that they indeed have 9 lives, many more than the typical human life (being one). They are also excellent at hiding themselves and would be ideal for sneaking into countries and assassinating communist leaders to lessen the ever growing threat of communism, finding key terrorist leaders and shattering the global terrorist network. In fact they could be potentially useful in the current Korean crisis. Loyal to their trainers, the cats could rain destruction and fear throughout the world, and if ever captured would never tell who they are serving. Finally, after they have solved the worlds problems, they could serve as border patrol and show unflinching resolve at keeping illegals where they belong, anywhere but here.

I think we should do in Afghanistan with the British did in the 19th Century. They bought up all of the opium and sold it to the Chinese. Set them back decades. A win-win for the good old USA

I think we need an army of genetically enhanced super soldiers to guard our borders. Clearly, regular humans just can't do the job. I think these genetically enhanced super soldiers should have claws and a mouth full of fangs, pointed ears, come in an variety of delightful colors, and speak in a charming Romanian-Prussian accent. It can't be any worse than what we're doing now.

We should reclassify Muslims as a different subspecies, like Homo sapiens islamenensis. If we dehumanize them it will make it easier for the public to get on board with their destruction.

We need to secure our borders... up North. You think Canadians are so nice because they like us? They want us to let our guard down... and it's working. We're wasting time worrying about the economy, relations with the Middle East, and the environment while the real enemy is planning our demise. There are rich deposits of Maple syrup are located in Vermont, Upstate New York and the rest of the North East. It is critical we protect our resources.

People are always worrying about deforesting trees and stuff. What they should do is attach an old coffee can full of seeds to the bottom of airplanes with some holes poked in the bottom. That way, when they fly across the country, they'll also be REFORESTING the nation for close to nothing.

Use british spellings. Honour, Colour, ect.

In my view these liberal's are crazy with they're idea's about grammer and punctuashun. No socialist, secular member of the lamestreem media is going to tell me how to teach my kid's how to write and tipe word's. Real Americans don't care what some Euro-loving liberal teacher has too say about the English language. My idea is for every classroom in America to have a parent of one of the students present at all times. But not any parent, just pick from the trustworthy, patriotic, conservative and Christian parent's in the communnity who can stop the teacher's union from indoctrinating our kid's with evil things like grammer, "climate change" and EVILution. That way our kid's will grow up strong and free and truly smart like us.

Repeal the 13th Amendment. A great, and overlooked money maker, that's clearly obvious, is slavery. We can raise people as livestock, and sell them as cheap labor to whoever's willing to pay. We can also cut down on our excess prison population, and deal with repeat border jumpers this way. As well as those who are chronically in debt. There's really no down side to this, at all.

And many, many, many more.