Question Time, Indeed

Jenny Chapman is on Question Time. It would be awful if the fall of Keir Starmer saw her thrown onto the slag heap. But if Josh Simons is out of Parliament, then will there be no investigation into Labour Together, which today relaunched itself as Think Labour, chaired by Nick Forbes, whose deselection by his own local party removed him as Leader of Newcastle City Council, on which there were now only two Labour councillors, the same number as on Surrey County Council?

Did Christopher Harborne give Nigel Farage five million pounds "so that I would be safe and secure for the rest of my life", or "as a reward for campaigning against Brexit for 27 years"? If the former, then why did Farage turn down free Police protection? What did he not want the Police to see? He need not have worried, since they managed not to see the drug dealers by appointment to Prince Harry. Speaking of drugs, the Green Party, and specifically how did Zack Polanski have the gall to question Sadiq Khan in detail about Council Tax when he himself was not paying it, nor even living in a household that did? Why did Polanski not vote in the local elections last week? And how could a Party Leader who went around missing votes possibly aspire to be Prime Minister or, far more probably in Polanski's case, Mayor of London?

A Green Mayor of London would be a bad thing overall, but not in every particular. When will the King be visiting Ishmail Hussein? Who, if anyone, either paid or radicalised Moses Edwards and Dominique Charles-Turner to set fire to a building that was being turned into a mosque? Why is Mark Rowley lying that the Met had changed the route of Saturday's Gaza march because of "persistent attempts" to assemble, march or finish near synagogues, something that had never happened, and which would in any case be irrelevant in a free society, as the Met acknowledges by making no attempt to reroute the Unite the Kingdom march away from the many mosques that it will pass? Why has Rowley banned the utterance of certain phrases that had never been uttered on these occasions, and will he react similarly to repetitions of the last Unite the Kingdom's calls for the expulsion of millions of British citizens, calls for the foreign invasion of this country in order to overthrow its Government, tearing up of the Palestinian flag, and physical violence against Police Officers?