Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Tuesday 13 December 2022
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I have been a Master of Arts of the University of Durham for 20 years today.
Did you?
ReplyDeleteI am saving it for January.
DeleteI hope you won't be washing it
ReplyDeleteWash out your own mouth at the mere suggestion.
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