Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Wednesday 14 December 2022
Drunk In Charge
Keir Starmer's glazed eyes. His big, red nose. The Durham incident. The flight from a traffic accident to avoid being breathalysed. It is not even an open secret, is it?
He doesn't look well.
ReplyDeleteThe photographs to accompany his interviews and what-not are hilariously airbrushed.
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