Today is the ninetieth birthday of Chuck Berry.
He is now as old as
Fidel Castro and the Queen.
Therefore, the customary singing of The Red Flag
followed by Jerusalem ought henceforth to conclude with that of My Ding-a-Ling.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
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