Tuesday 24 September 2024

A Skin Stuffed With Ground Meat

From 1066 And All That. Yes, really.


Imagine that Diane Abbott had called the hostages "sausages". It would have been the main news for the rest of the week, and we would never have heard the end of it.

But Keir Starmer could have read out a telephone directory, these days by definition an out-of-date one, and the BBC would still have wet itself with joy. He pretty much did, and it is.

Caring about the children of Gaza is so 2019, darling. As is caring about the children of Britain. Or caring about the grandparents of either. There will be no sausages for the pensioners, who will not be able to afford to cook them.

Also today, Yvette Cooper promised to reduce the number of people trying to come to Britain. And let's face it, if anyone can, she can. Consider it, consider her, and think, "Balls to that."

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