Since it is May the Fourth, remember that there are always two Sith Lords, the master and the apprentice.
Who are they at the moment, and why?
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Darth Mandelson and Darth Starmer.
ReplyDeleteThe apprentice kills the master. Think on.
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