Thursday, 30 July 2026

Empty Bins

Zack Polanski differs from Count Binface in that Jon Harvey has never claimed in all ostensible seriousness to be the 5900-year-old leader of the Recyclons from the planet Sigma IX. Meanwhile, Nigel Farage will probably not lose the count to the Count, but he realistically could, and he would have done in a straight fight.

As a ninth time novelty candidate for the House of Commons, of which entirely by his own free choice he is not at present a member, Farage thinks that he ought to be part of the cross-party talks on social care, since he is a member of the same party as seven out of 650 MPs, four of whom, the majority, were elected as members of a different party that was indeed represented in those talks.

And no, Andy Burnham, we do not need to fix social and palliative care before considering assisted suicide. We need to fix social and palliative care instead of considering assisted suicide.

4 comments:

  1. Farage thinks that he ought to be part of the crossparty talks on social care

    Of course, since he leads the party that has consistently led the polls since 2024.

    ReplyDelete
  2. What would Farage want to say about social care?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That would depend which of his MPs was in the room.

      Delete