Can I get a witness?
If you know, you know.
Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
A suspended copper who vanished into thin air, that was their star witness.
ReplyDeleteThe judge was as bewildered as I was that his status as a suspended copper precluded his giving evidence, but it turned out the Police did not know where he was.
Delete2024 is going to be your big year of revenge isn't it?
ReplyDeleteYes.
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