Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Are you still planning a rescue mission?
ReplyDeleteIf I had been elected, then it would have happened before I had taken my seat. Someone should still do it.
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