Trying

The reliably ridiculous Keir Starmer has called for civilian authorities to prosecute and try charges of murder, manslaughter and rape by members of the Armed Forces in the United Kingdom. That proposal would at least have merited consideration, but for the fact that Starmer had already whipped Labour MPs to abstain on legalisation to decriminalise those acts when they had been committed by Forces personnel abroad, and to legalise them completely when they had been committed by State agents in this country.

While Jess Phillips and that crowd duly abstained, the likes of Maria Miller followed their own party's instructions and went so far to vote in favour of those measures. As for the curfew, if Princess Nuts Nuts heard about that idea, then it would happen. Mind you, who could blame her? The last time that she went out, then she ended up pregnant by Boris Johnson. A sorry fate that has at some point befallen much of the female population of London.