Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Thursday 21 May 2020
Happy Saint Helena's Day
This year on the same day as Ascension Day. You'll either get that reference or you won't.
No floats and what have you this year, but have a good one all the same. Six feet apart is still better than six feet under.
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