Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Wednesday 25 March 2020
And When You Get The Chance
ABBA on the radio: "You are the Dancing Queen, young and Swede, only 17."
Right when Greta Thunberg gets Covid-19, self-isolates, and is cured, all in 45 minutes flat.
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