Political prisoner, activist, journalist, hymn-writer, emerging thinktanker, aspiring novelist, "tribal elder", 2019 parliamentary candidate for North West Durham, 2024 parliamentary candidate for North Durham, 2028 candidate for Mayor of the North East Mayoral Combined Authority, Shadow Leader of the Opposition, "Speedboat", "The Cockroach", banned from Twitter so officially more dangerous than the Taliban, eagerly awaiting the second (or possibly third) attempt to murder me.
Thursday 31 October 2019
The Charnwood Char No More
As Nicky Morgan announces her retirement from Parliament, I am reminded that a staunchly Tory friend of mine once looked her straight in the face, and declared, in his best public school accent, "Madam, you are nothing but a c*nt."
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